Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Zombie's Daughter Has Copdar.
That's like gaydar, but for cops.
While driving the kid to school this morning, she announces, "Look, Mommy! A police car!"
"No, honey...that was a cab."
"No, no, the white car."
I look. It does not appear to be a cop car. "No, Bean, that's not a cop car. That's just a regular car."
"It is a police car! It is!"
So we argue for a few minutes. Then we end up pulling up next to the car in question at a red light, and what do you know? He's got a grill in the back that I couldn't see from behind and some weird mirrors that I also couldn't see from behind, and so...it is a cop car. But if I couldn't see these things from where we were before, I doubt my daughter could...so...
My daughter has copdar.
I think this may come in handy if I ever decide to take up robbing banks. She can spot all the police in the area - even the undercover ones, as this car she spotted did not have any of the usual "POLICE" crap painted all over it, it was just a plain car - and keep my ass from gettin' arrested.
I always knew having kids would pay off in the end.
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