Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Conversations with Zombie's Spawn
My spawn are some weird kids, let me tell you. They infuriate the hell out of me a lot of the time, but they're also cute and hysterically funny.
Case in point:
Yesterday, I decided it was time for a haircut for the both of them. So we went out onto the back deck, and I trimmed my son's hair up, and then began to trim my daughter's bangs.
"What are you doing, Mom?" my daughter asks.
"Uh...trimming your bangs? Hold still."
"What's bangs?" my son asks.
"Uh...hair on your forehead," I say, distracted.
"Oh," says my son. "Do I have bangs?"
"No, you don't have bangs," I say.
"Only GIRLS have bangs," my daughter pronounces.
"Oh," says my son, thoughtfully. "I get it. Girls have bangs and boys have testicles."
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